I'm Tagged so here I go....

Phoenix caught me out there...so here it goes, LOL

Umm, 6 things I gotta reveal about myself that I haven't told before. Jeez, that'll be hard...shoo, my life is already an open book, LOL.....In any event:

1) I lived in London for a few years as a kid. Ya'll know I got the Jamaican, Chinese connection going on wit me so while my mother was literally running away from my dad from Jamaica to England to Canada to US to England back to the US. So it was during that time I lived in "jolly ole England mate". I got good memories though. Can ya'll imagine me saying "can I have a cuppa tea?"...LOL

2) I had 5 surgeries all below the waist, each knee (1 ACL & 1 MCL), my achilles tendon twice and an ankle. I was real reckless in my younger years, late teens and early 20's and got injured playing football and baseball (often-obviously) in college. So if I ever meet any of ya'll and I'm walking a lil gimpy or crazy (shoo sometimes more than gimpy, an outright limping) please have some mercy on me especially in the wintertime, LOL. Can you picture me walking sloppy drunk in the middle of February when my knees are all swollen? Please hide the camcorders, LOL...

3) Ironically, I've had two attempts on my life, well at least definitely one real attempt, LOL. One in my "old life" and one fairly recent (I don't really believe that cat had it in him anyways) that I wrote about in my blog a month or two ago but that shit from back in the days....yo, dude was really trying to body me, son!

4) When I was like 6 or 7 my babysitter had her way with me, ya'll know what I mean. She was like 17 or 18. She used to stand me up on the kitchen chair and make me suck her titties. My mom use to take me over there for work or when she'd go to parties and stuff. Honestly I think back about it now and laugh. I remember she had some big ass titties and I'm acting like Im bobbing for apples, but obviously I had no idea what the hell I was doing, LOL. Check out how we (notice how I said we, right?) got busted. It's funny because even to this day I only remember bits and pieces its never continuous. Well anyways...the babysitter used to make me finger her sometimes right there in the kitchen on that damn chair, dunno why but it was always in the kitchen. Well this day I guess we did it later in the day than normal because in the car on the way home my mom keeps asking me "what's that smell" and "what were you doing"? I say "I dunno mommy" but she won't let up. I guess she somehow figures it out. She pulls the car over and grabs my hand and fingers. I told her what we had been doing as mom duke is making a wild ass U-turn back to the babysitter's crib which was really the house of my godmother and godfather. I stayed in the car while she went in but lets just say from then on I only went back to my godmommy's house with my mom present.

Funny thing....We have NEVER discussed it, ever.

5) For 1 time in my life and for 1 woman I was a stalker. I was 19 and in college down south, she was 27 or 28 married with kids. It was suppose to be like a lil side thing for her with her "lil college boy from NY" but of course I wanted it all. I wanted her to be wifey. There's no other way to say it....she had me open like a goddamn garage door, LOL. For those of you who've seen "Hitch" think back to the part when he was in college, that was me but not as corny (I hope, LOL). I had never been with a woman that old before, she taught me and exposed me to so much especially sexually. That damn woman almost made me drop outta college. I honestly thought I could not live without her at one point. However, as fate would have it I severed my achilles during football practice one afternoon and had a full leg cast on for 8 weeks. By the time I was able to walk again the fog had cleared and the spell was broken.

6) Umm, I'm running out of info here but...One of my favorite cousins is a lead singer for a reggae group. Back in the days when I was a kid the group was huge, touring all over the world, headlining big stadium concerts, they even won 2 grammys. This group is the only reggae band ever to be invited to the White House to perform. They actually played in President Clinton inaugural festivities. Twice! Now they not so big anymore, but still have a pretty big cult following anywhere they go. He always took me under his wing as a kid and young teen taking me on some of his smaller tour dates for like 2 or 3 cities. He was the one who exposed me to the music business and help me get my job as a paralegal @ Virgin Records drafting recording contacts & agreements and stuff....I love you D.

***Bonus-I'm a huge baseball fan, Im a big sportsfan period but baseball's my true love. I pay an extra $200 for my Boston Redsox package every summer on Cablevision even when I had to chose having 4 wings and f/f for a month because of it. I can sit home and watch baseball from sun up to sun down. I know blackfolks don't like baseball, but I live for it....I'm so excited!!! And guess who's in first place....say it with me people Baughhhsston!!!

Whew.....that's it people, LOL Don't worry! I ain't taggin nobody...LOL